Privacy Policy

Effective Date: May 2026

1. Data Collection

This is a satirical political platform. We collect basic analytics (like page views) using Google Analytics just to see if the revolution is actually growing. We do not sell your data.

2. The "Pledge" Form

Any information submitted through our "Join Now" form is processed via Formspree purely for the bit. Don't put your real bank passwords in there, obviously.

3. Cookies

We use cookies because the internet requires them, not because we are tracking you for the government. We *are* the revolution, remember?