Terms of Service

Last Updated: May 2026

1. Acceptance of Reality

By accessing this website, you accept that this is a satirical political party. We cannot actually guarantee you free WiFi or a 75% reservation for being single, no matter how much you deserve it.

2. User Conduct

You agree to embrace the irony. Taking this website too seriously in WhatsApp group chats is strictly prohibited and highly embarrassing for you.

3. Liability

The Gooners Janta Party is not liable for any arguments you get into on X (formerly Twitter) while defending our manifesto.